Real Paranormal Activity Recorded On Tape

This is something that goes around us, all the time. We keep ignoring it, justifying it with logical reasons. But the truth is, it exists. Yes,there are demons around you that do stuff, this video has proof that might just blow your mind and make you shit scared. People with a weak heart , please DO NOT WATCH !!!

10 songs to watch when you are depressed

1. They always tell Sunny Deol -"You Just keep walking, and we will shoot a dance around you" .




2. If you thought "Tamma Tamma Loge.." was the best P.T. Sanju Baba could do, watch this. Even Shakti Kapoor looks like MJ here.




3. Now this one is a combination of some awesome music,lyrics,choreography and yes....CGI....Definitely the Kill Bill number " Bang Bang.." took inspiration from this one. The song says, please come forward, I wanna bang you.( Bang=Shoot ,you dirty minds) And it is supposed to be a romantic number. Yeah I got it...they wanted a title song perhaps.
 

4. Nothing wrong with the dance or the song. This is actually a utility song which you are supposed to play when you are buying a new phone. If they promise 256k colors or whatever, you have all of them in this song to verify.

5. I know nothing can be more exciting than having a DC and Marvel crossover movie, but guess what...we did it long time back. And this tie up actually makes life easy for both Peter and Clark, now Clark Kent can get Spiderman news for his newspaper and Peter gets to cover Man of Steal.



6.  This is actually an idea that can change the entire education system in India. I think Ronit Roy should have conveyed this message to Smriti Irani when she played his wife in 'Kyuki saas bahu'. Present time,being the HRD minister, she could change the future of India. Actually #AccheDin...



7. Next time you want to ask a girl for a phone number, do not ask, give her your number.
This song was actually the result of the below conversation that happened:
Director: Tere haath me kya hai.
Producer: Cellular Phone, naya aya hai market mein.
Director: Yaar masst hai, yaar isko gaane mein daalte hain , masst lagega. Kal le ke aana. Music director, compose kar koi gaana.
Next Day:
Director: Chal la phone.
Producer: Phone ghar bhool gaya.
Director: Spotboy, office se do reciever ukhaad lao, gaana ban gaya hai toh kar hi lete hain.




8. Some people call it a double meaning song, but the question asked is "What is the other meaning ?" The reason why Anil Kapoor was cast in Mission Impossible was that they realized that if he can agree to do this song, definitely he will agree for that #stupidestRoleEver

9. This one is a Kannada Song. The director came to know that the lyricist has bought Rapidex English Speaking Course so he forced him to write an English song for the movie. The only page the lyricist had read was "How To invite people in English".



10. Now this one is a very simple song explaining the manufacturing process of  Kishmish from Grapes. This is played as the introductory video in the dry fruit manufacturing industries across the country.

Zehar wala Poison....

 

I remember the days in school when we were given a poetic piece and then we were up with the task of understanding it , trying to read between the lines and come up with a page of an answer to a 4 mark question trying to explain the 4 lines.

I just thought that can we actually find meaning in everything ? Did the poet ever put so much of his mind into writing it or is it just we that have made it that way. So I just tried to pick up one of the most meaningless songs ever written, though one of my all time favorites, and tried to dig deep. I know I have made a hole in the shallow bowl and digged almost an oil well right through. The question you would like to ask me after reading this will be the same I  asked myself after writing this...WHY ????

main to raste se ja raha tha main to bhelpuri kha raha tha

main to ladki ghuma raha tha ho, raste se ja raha tha

bhelpuri kha raha tha ladki ghuma raha tha

tujhko mirchi lagi to main kya karu

tujhko mirchi lagi to main kya karu

main to raste se ja rahi thi

main to icecream kha rahi thi

ho, main to naina lada rahi thi

raste se ja rahi thi icecream kha rahi thi

naina lada rahi thi

teri nani mari toh main kya karu

teri nani mari toh main kya karu

The male protagonist all lonely in this monotonous world was walking the path of life. 

He is trying to add some spice to his  life like a bhelpuri. On his way he finds company ,someone beloved who agrees to walk the path with him hand in hand.

But the selfish,conservative society as always ,do not approve of their love, they burn in the fire of  envy as they see them. But he does not care about the society, he does not pay heed to the limits they setup, he does not live by their rules, he gives a damn to their envious attitude.

Another protagonist in the story who is a female also shares her thoughts as she walks the path of life, but she is all alone. Unlike the male protagonists striving to add spice to  life,  she likes it all calm and cold as an icecream.

She makes eye contact with everybody she meets only to find the bitter truth and the fear that lies behind those eyes, the truth called death and the fear of death. But she is devoid of any concerns or any worldly pursuits. She knows, death is a pain only for the living. She has risen over the materialistic world, she has no fears no concerns, and even death does not bother her. Even if somebody very close to her leaves this world, she knows that they have actually attained freedom from the shackles of life, so she is unperturbed by it.

You are a Filmistani...

There are things normal people do...and there are actions Filmistanis do.
There are things normal people think and there is a reel that that rolls inside a Filmistani mind.
There are things normal people say and there are dialogues Filmistanis deliver.
Just watched the movie Filmistan and realized that  many of us have that filmy keeda inside us. So here are a few things we do , say and think. Even if you get a 14/21 welcome to the club...The list is though  never ending..but somehow I tried to pick 21 (for no reason). Add on in the comments...

1. Whenever you want to address people you want to start with "Ramgarh ke Vaasiyon...." or for the newbies..."Hazraat..hazraat..hazraat"

2.Whenever you are playing cards or rather any game and there is this person you know is gonna lose bad, you say "Thakur toh giyooo..."

3.Whenever you pack your bag up...carry it on your back...it plays in your mind "Deewana main chala....usse dhundne..."

4. When you win a game its " Jo jeeta wahi sikandar " in case of a loss "Haar ke jeetne waale ko Bazigar kehte hain"

5. You cannot ride a bicycle without "Woh Sikandar hi...doston...kehlata hai..." playing in your mind.

6.You always stand on the train door thinking that some girl trying to catch the train might need a hand. 

7.Whenever a song starts to play in a club,restaurant,car..anywhere...you are the first one to guess it and that makes you feel awesome.

8.You sometimes hate the fact that there is no awesome movie character on your name. You would have loved to be a Rahul,Raj,Rohit,Karan,Simran,Anjali,Teena...

9.A shooting star reminds you of KKHH and KHKN always and you make a wish.

10.When you walk in a gang...you feel like going robbing a bank. No points for guessing the song :).

11.You have expertise on whistling to the tune of DTPH,KKHH. 

12. You have THAT song you always play when you drink...essentially a Kumar Sanu or Kishor Kumar number...and now possibly Arjit Singh.

13. You so much want a filmy life: a runaway marriage, affairs, a Simran trip, bring down the villains of your life in style, a 'Badtameez Dil' in ur BFFs marriage,3 Idiots interview...the list is endless.

14. You know the Mohnish Behl theory.

15. Your surprised expression is "Ailaa...Juhi Chawla..."

16.Whenever a friend comes back without doing the job he was sent for you say "Kya soch ke aye the...Sardar Khush hoga ?

17. Whenever somebody asks for a permission or a suggestion on "Should I do it ?" you say..." Ja Simran....Jee le apni Zindagi..."

18. Every time you promise you say it...

19. For every sorry and thank you from a friend...you hit it...

20. You think of  'Madan Chopra' each time you take a spin in a chair..

21. This one possibly everybody has on their list...The best way to highlight the incapability of a person in this entire universe is...