You are a Filmistani...

There are things normal people do...and there are actions Filmistanis do.
There are things normal people think and there is a reel that that rolls inside a Filmistani mind.
There are things normal people say and there are dialogues Filmistanis deliver.
Just watched the movie Filmistan and realized that  many of us have that filmy keeda inside us. So here are a few things we do , say and think. Even if you get a 14/21 welcome to the club...The list is though  never ending..but somehow I tried to pick 21 (for no reason). Add on in the comments...

1. Whenever you want to address people you want to start with "Ramgarh ke Vaasiyon...." or for the newbies..."Hazraat..hazraat..hazraat"

2.Whenever you are playing cards or rather any game and there is this person you know is gonna lose bad, you say "Thakur toh giyooo..."

3.Whenever you pack your bag up...carry it on your back...it plays in your mind "Deewana main chala....usse dhundne..."

4. When you win a game its " Jo jeeta wahi sikandar " in case of a loss "Haar ke jeetne waale ko Bazigar kehte hain"

5. You cannot ride a bicycle without "Woh Sikandar hi...doston...kehlata hai..." playing in your mind.

6.You always stand on the train door thinking that some girl trying to catch the train might need a hand. 

7.Whenever a song starts to play in a club,restaurant,car..anywhere...you are the first one to guess it and that makes you feel awesome.

8.You sometimes hate the fact that there is no awesome movie character on your name. You would have loved to be a Rahul,Raj,Rohit,Karan,Simran,Anjali,Teena...

9.A shooting star reminds you of KKHH and KHKN always and you make a wish.

10.When you walk in a gang...you feel like going robbing a bank. No points for guessing the song :).

11.You have expertise on whistling to the tune of DTPH,KKHH. 

12. You have THAT song you always play when you drink...essentially a Kumar Sanu or Kishor Kumar number...and now possibly Arjit Singh.

13. You so much want a filmy life: a runaway marriage, affairs, a Simran trip, bring down the villains of your life in style, a 'Badtameez Dil' in ur BFFs marriage,3 Idiots interview...the list is endless.

14. You know the Mohnish Behl theory.

15. Your surprised expression is "Ailaa...Juhi Chawla..."

16.Whenever a friend comes back without doing the job he was sent for you say "Kya soch ke aye the...Sardar Khush hoga ?

17. Whenever somebody asks for a permission or a suggestion on "Should I do it ?" you say..." Ja Simran....Jee le apni Zindagi..."

18. Every time you promise you say it...

19. For every sorry and thank you from a friend...you hit it...

20. You think of  'Madan Chopra' each time you take a spin in a chair..

21. This one possibly everybody has on their list...The best way to highlight the incapability of a person in this entire universe is...